New Dodge Ram First Drive Exlusive

FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THE 2009 DODGE RAM:

http://www.edmunds.com/insideline/do/Drives/FirstDrives/articleId=131095

Prepare yourselves, fellow truckers, for a brand new day. No more will you be surprised by a sideways leap of the ass end of your truck when you encounter midcorner bumps or cross railroad tracks.

No more will your insides turn into a quivering bowl of gelatin as you traverse a lumpy freeway. And no longer will you and your passengers quiver at the sight of a washboard dirt road or a poorly maintained driveway.

Nay, these things will no longer happen, because the 2009 Dodge Ram 1500 pickup has been healed!

Can I get a hallelujah?

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